I'LL SHOW YOU

have you seen my berry its about 1 inch tall and 1 inch wide and 1 inch long

don’t think intimacy will ever feel normal for me but i’m being really chill about it

"we don't have girl talk, we have creature talk," my roommate Julia just said while rolling on the floor, "put that on your fucking tumblr, they'll love that shit"

she just asked how many notes this post has and I told her eighteen and with restrained glee she said "this is going to do horrible things to my ego"

Hey op why is the contact icon a T if their name is Julia? *condescending tone* do you have your roommate saved as “trash” in your phone?

recently when im tempted to say 'i'm gonna kill myself' i try to correct it into saying "im gonna walk into the river and become a trout" or some other form of that. this is my new thing

btw this has graduated into me just saying "the trout population will be affected" and then not elaborating

they did not play “you’re the one that i want” during the honda odyssey scene for people to say deadpool and wolverine didn’t have nasty gay sex

i love when the perfect tv show appears in my life exactly when i need it

Challengers (2024)

hes ambiguously bisexual. hes 30 to 40 years old. hes always wanted to be a father. he never expected to be one. he gets 14 children he feels woefully unequipped for. he has a laundry list of mental illnesses. he has 17 boyfriends and girlfriends. he fumbles everyone. hes suicidal. no one understands him. he doesn’t bother to be understood. he has 10000 opps. he may or may not have an eating disorder. he’s a slut. he will die in the mask he’s created. his boobs are huge. he spends half his day in a cave. he loves everyone. he has an emotional intelligence level of 2. he is astounded anyone can love him. he hates himself more than anyone on the planet. he’s akin to greek myth. he will never get to be old. he’ll never live past 50. he’ll live forever in story and our conscience

Born to be a girl who’s curious about everything forced to be a girl who’s scared of trying anything new