A Touch Of Chaos

my beautiful wife, severe thunderstorm warning, is texting me 😌😚😍😍

clicking a pen over and over again is actually fun as fuck its a shame it makes everyone in a 30 foot radius want to kill me with a rock

a relationship should be fifty-fifty. She lays me gently in the cold dark earth and I crawl home to her.

red blood cell girl bringing you oxygen on a cute little platter and then curtseying

white blood cell girl fucking killing people for being slightly rude to you and then curtseying

"Friends don't look at friends that way" coward. You don't look at your friends with awe and adoration in your eyes? You don't look at your friends and think "this incredible human being has chosen to listen to me ramble about my hyperfixation"? You don't look at your friends and think "I want them to keep laughing forever"? Why the fuck not

like the first rule of cooking is to have fun and be yourself and the first rule of baking is to stay calm because the dough can sense fear

sources? a little birdie, et al (2024)

my boomer trait is that I’m never going to download tiktok. if you send me a tiktok that I can’t watch in my internet browser, I’m not watching it

crazy how no sequel will ever be better than mamma mia! here we go again

Well i Love you if that helps

they love me because I be saying shit like alas and perchance

not to be weird or anything but we could be kissing and dancing together to slow music in my dimly lit kitchen at 1:00am if you even care