𝑓𝑎𝑛𝑑𝑜𝑚 𝑔𝑟𝑎𝑛𝑑𝑚𝑎

girl, interrupted (by having to go to work)

Gomez and Morticia, telling us where they store the spare guillotines so we can go after Jeff Bezos after we finish with them.

The Addams would bring the guillotines for the other billionaires, give away literally all their money and then still ASK for executions because it’s been so long since they had a good beheading in the family

honestly, you'd break his heart if you said you WEREN'T planning on sticking his head in a guillotine. morticia, too. they'd be upset at the special treatment, too, but mostly they really want to be executed gruesomely as they stare lovingly into each other's eyes as their heads are separated from their bodies, and we need to respect that.

scott its such a delight to see your work again

we should start giving testosterone to ants

uncles