🥀Carter Fayy 🥀

Im sorry but gay shit is all I have time for anymore. I care about nothing else.

So, there's apparently research coming out now about microplastics being found in people's bloodstreams and the possible negative effects of that and I feel the need to get out ahead of the wave of corporate sponsored "be sure to recycle your bottles!" or "ban glitter!" campaigns and remind everyone: It's fishing nets. It's fishing nets. It is overwhelming fishing nets It always has been fishing nets. Unless regulations are changed, it will continue to be fishing nets. The plastic in the ocean in largely discarded nets from industrial fishing. The microplastics are the result of these nets breaking down. The "trash islands" are also, you guessed it. Mostly fishing nets and other discarded fishing industry equipment. Do not allow them to continue to twist the story. Do not come after disabled people who require single use plastics. Do not come after people using glitter in art projects and makeup. These things make up a negligible amount of the issue compared to corporate waste, specifically in the fishing industry. Do not let them shift the blame to the individual so they can continue to destroy the planet and our bodies without regulation.

the first post ever on tumblr

I WAS EXPECTING IT TO BE A REMAKE OF SOME SORT HOLY FUCK

WHO THE FUCK KEEPS BRINGING THIS BACK

World Heritage Post

like actually though. i’m in AWE of the notecount.

reblog to give your friend a bad day

this is the monalisa of tumblr

“And to your right you’ll see the colour of the sky post, and tumblrinas desperately trying to scroll down to it’s end.”

NOW THAT TUMBLR HAS ANNOUNCED TO SHORTEN LONG POSTS, REBLOG TO TORMENT YOUR FOLLOWERS ONE LAST TIME

don’t you dare come on my fucking post with that “ohhhhh everyone is a little fluid!!!” bullshit my lesbianism is a concrete slab i’ll drop on your foot asshole

girl.. i saw you shrieking in the middle of the forest to summon terrifying creatures. can i get your number

be the clown you want to see in the circus.

actually i do think my life would be the slightest bit better if i was getting railed by a pretty girl

pandemic or not why do y’all get so close to people in line at the store

Wow I’m So Glad I Got My Chemical Romance Tickets, I Hope Something Terrible, Life Altering, And Global Doesn’t Happen That Prevents Me From Seeing Them This Year, Which Is 2020

I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD WHICH ONE OF YOU BROUGHT THIS POST BACK

reblog if you want your followers to tell you one thing they secretly think about you.

In Yiddish we don’t say “I love you” we say “דאַלוי פּאָליציי” which roughly translates to “you’re my moon” and I think that’s beautiful. 

cute!!!

sorry so this is an old joke I reblogged recently based off a meme format from like 5 years ago that I thought my mutuals would still find funny and didn’t realize people would think I’m serious. the phrase above, daloy politsey, actually translates to “fuck the police” 

cute!!!

me to me: don’t worry baby