I have reached yet more profound conclusions on my walks. Would blow your mind . None of your business what it is

I swear to god I just heard the Xbox achievement unlocked sound even tho I’m alone in my house and don’t own a fucking Xbox what the fucj

cute gender-neutral things to call your significant other: [REDACTED]

do not disturb isn’t just a phone setting, i rly b living my life like that. leave my ass alone.

I hate when people call randomly… like if you’re not the love of my life or my mother, please text to schedule an appointment first.

you ever had to say “I told you so” to yourself….?

me taking another pointless personality quiz to find out what type of moss i am: oh the audience in my head is gonna love this

someone take me out to a field at dusk and release me

anyone else feeling like what the fuck