the best revenge is massive success

@nostalicia

can y'all leave Denise fucking alone!!! what’s she done to y'all

I wanna burry my face in someone’s chest right now til I fall asleep and wake up 4 hours later just to find I’m still in their arms

it infuriates me when people tell me “lifes too short to not forgive people!” like NO lifes too short for me to continually allow abusive and manipulative behavior in my life and live in a constant state of anxiety bc I want to be “nice” or whatever

i need to get fucked by something other than my life

I’m a good person but I want Zerrie to die

#WHICH ONE IS NOODLES#???!!!

VERY GOOD

if your girlfriend is cold, be a gentleman. put her in the oven for 40 minutes on 350. check often and serve plain or with white gravy