bitch you're 22

bitches on the internet will be like "oohh that sounds like some terminally online Tumblr Discourse™️ to me" and it's just talking about transgender women being given rights

at least theres still listening to music while staring at the ceiling

Some of you guys have never burned a CD and it shows

Some of you guys don't even realise I don't mean setting a CD on fire

When I was a kid I didn't realize Canadian currency had different value, I just thought books cost more in Canada because the publishers hated Canadians

As an empath I can tell this fish I’m eating lived a lonely life.. i think it also had anxiety

a cute girl told me she has lots of plants in her house and i told her, for some fucking reason "damn the oxygen at your place must be mad crisp" and somehow still got her number so. chase your dreams. nothing is impossible apparently

bet

the worst trope is when a woman kills someone and keeps hitting or stabbing the body and then somebody else stops her and tries to calm her down like. let her continue.

you guys wouldnt believe the day im having alone in my room

Watching Gilmore Girls isn’t enough, I need to eat at Al’s Pancake World.

How about a handful of sweet and salty trail mix to seal the deal

thats gorp cunt