noel: just finished writing another banger of a song yippee. hang on FUCK they’re definitely going to ask me questions about the line ‘take me to my brother’s arms, i won’t wake up this time’. fuck
also noel: nah don’t worry mate we’ll just change ‘brother’ to ‘lover’, they mean the same thing anyway right
noel again: yeah true true that’ll fix it. no one will ever suspect!
noel: let’s make sure to tell everyone about the change we made though























