in 200 years we’ll all be dead

toto: i love both my children equally! kimi antonelli and [looks at smudged writing on hand] greg rusty

literally if gollum had still been a kind of normal looking guy who had all his teeth and walked on two legs sometimes but was just as mentally unstable there would be endless gollum yaoi we would be swimming in a sea of bilbum and frollum and even samlum he could even be bald and do the funny voice and talk to himself there would still be horny reimaginings of aragorn hunting him down and gandalf interogating him its only because he's ugly that no one wants him to fuck normal looking guys

everyone in the entire world lives in chicago

if you don’t live in chicago you actually do btw

forget about touching grass, i need to touch THE SEA I NEED TO GO INTO THE WATER I NEED TO DIVE INTO THE SEA!!!!!!!!!!!!

my erotic fanfiction is more historically accurate than yours. here it claims that shes moaning 'yes,' however classical latin didn't have a word that corresponds to Modern English 'yes,' i.e. an affirmative answer to an interrogative. You could have easily avoided this glaring implausibility by allowing her to moan plus, 'more'—as exemplified in my critically acclaimed fic with an unprecedented number of kudos (eleven). I recommend that you log out of AO3 and return only after acquiring satisfactory knowledge of the subject matter.