"Oh!" says the supplicant, now smiling. The sage holds up a finger, saying "Never go over the recommended daily maximum for any OTC drugs. Overuse of Advil can cause stomach and liver issues; overuse of Tylenol can damage your kidneys. Always speak to a physician before combining prescription strength drugs." End I.D.]

PLEASE REBLOG THIS VERSION AND THANK YOU SAILOR-LAPIS-LAZULI

trying so hard not to lose my mind laughing at this while a tradesmen is checking our house for mold

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we need to give this tweet more credit for im pretty sure coining "die mad about it"

checks out, thank you melanie

Literally this

i immediately scripted out a dialogue exchange between me and a girl who had died by the swings (classic). i invited another student over and told them i had found a ghost, then proceeded to type out the pre-scripted exchange. i was immediately pulled into the counselors office. the kicker was that none of the adults could figure out how i did it. i had to show them the menu and everything.

Photo by Lennart

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