No Stop Why

WHERE IS THE OSCAR?????

guess what FUCKING day it is

addicted to wrestling sphere wednesday

Little teddy bear

I don’t know what’s funnier, how she said physical activities or the snort.

I love how she gradually loses it. She gives it her best try and then you can just hear where her composure starts breaking down.

i always lose it when her voice trips into the fifth dimension as she says physical activities 

not even God can predict this ending

I’m body positive

I got the results back today and they confirm that I do have a body

my condolences

Caption: Mom: ‘‘If a stranger came up to you and said; I’m your mom’s friend and she sent me to pick you up, what would you say?’‘ Kid, off-screen: ‘‘You’re a liar because my mom doesn’t have any friends.’‘ Mom, after a slight pause: ‘‘Well that’s not what I expected.’‘

Sounds like what it would be like if I had a child