Diaries of a sleep-deprived med-student

1715. Muggleborns starting a Hogwarts yearbook containing magical pictures and including all the houses and the various activities and clubs. 

#mom jokes

these are their stories

Remember there was almost another twilight book but someone leaked it so Stephanie Meyer refused to finish and I’m 98% sure it was Robert Pattinson and god bless him

SOMEBODY FINALLY SAID IT

too soon

Goodness gracious me. These notes are incredible.

tiny science

#for all your tiny science needs

which is even funnier because she’s the reason lesbians are called lesbians. she was know as sappho of lesbos and her poems were all about her love for women

no im totally not a lesbo my super actual husband is dick allcocks from man island i’m megahet

Did you know that Crush is portrayed “high” because Sea Turtles actually eat jellyfish and the poisons inside the jelly doesn’t actually harm the turtle but instead intoxicates them much like marijuana does for humans.

i just thought it was because he was supposed to be a “surfer dude”