blegh

"you are one of gods strongest soldiers" i say, not even believing in either of those institutions

I love pretending to be normal in social settings bc it’s like how long will it take until they find out a screw is absolutely loose. how long can I keep this going for

You’re all crips-in-waiting.

My disability rights teacher in college called non-disabled people “temporarily able-bodied”

give em the ol razzle dazzle

murder literally doesnt hurt anyone

You can ask anyone who has been murdered and they literally have nothing to say on the topic. It clearly doesn’t matter to them

I’m gonna go drink some water and see where that takes me….

the sport i’d add to the olympics is Stealing. there is no event or ceremony. whoever is able to locate and steal the medals technically earns them

This just feels right; it makes intuitive sense.

forgetting #3 “I never suffered so the people claiming they’re suffering are exaggerating”

It’s amazing that in all the retro depictions of transportation, Americans imagined flying cars to reduce congestion rather than the humble bus. It’s telling, but I’m unsure of what.

Girl are you a girl because youre a girl

how do i explain plato’s allegory of the cave  to a dog