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I be like "omg, i have so much to do" and then go lay down

he’s the mechanic he’s fixing it

@ihatejonarbuckle

@raeloganthesonic06fangirl

wholesome

It’s rare to see Garfield content on Tumblr that isn’t “Jon is a heartless monster” or “Garfield is some eldritch horror”

only 1% of people can name these everyday objects

so january is almost over huh? what’s next? february? give me a break

I never should’ve taught my parrot how to laugh it’s given him far too much power

do you know how embarrassing it is to have a pet that can laugh at you? I dropped my ice cream and wailed in despair and my parrot zoomed out of nowhere JUST so he could stand on the couch and laugh at me. I’m being called a dumb bitch in my own home by my OWN SON.