Well Shit

*MICKEY MOUSE VOICE* YOURE ABOUT TO EXPERIENCE THE WRATH OF A GOD

how does turblence even work. whoops, theres some potholes in the air up ahead

the thing with films like the menu is that it doesnt scare people who actually work in jobs lmfao

like omg what if a bunch of annoying rich people died on an island. girl do i care

it was genuinely just a comedy to anyone in service work

As a european i sometimes forget furefkied are actually real and not american folklore/cryptids. Like you’ve got friendly little bugs that glow in the dark….. b r uh

when gerard way sings "the broken, the beaten, and the damned" and when kermit the frog sings "the lovers, the dreamers, and me" they're talking about the same people btw

I think we should have a turn of phrase for "I'm not in the right, but I AM annoyed with this situation, so I just need to go bitch to a friend about this before I suck it up and go do the right thing" because more and more I'm finding this is a critical element of functional adulthood.

Talking to myself out loud like a point and click protagonist

Incredibly fucked up that you have to clean the dust off of fans. You are a machine that creates wind; get your shit together.

talkative cats are the backbone of society. when you look at a cat and they go "mrrp?" at you? that's what it's all about baby

i love you films without sequels i love you limited series i love you stand alone novels i love you self-contained stories

i love you air dried hair i love you no makeup i love you comfortable clothes made out of soft fabrics i love you short nails