Change pronouns accordingly! Warnings for blood and gore, crude humor, sexual themes, and strong language!
“It’s kill or be killed!”
“Everybody deals with grief differently; some people fuck at funerals, I cut off heads.”
“Did you honestly think you could take so many lives and never suffer retribution?”
“If you can’t kill a woman, you are less than a thug.”
“I’m out to carve a path of destruction.”
“I’ll make sure they get your head in the mail!”
“What’s that in your hand, a toy?”
“I can help you get even.”
“You think you’re bad, don’t ya?”
“All you feel is ecstasy when you kill, it’s like you’re getting off.”
“Seriously, you need help.”
“Geez, you are full of it, aren’t you?”
“You’re still as gullible as ever.”
“I lost everything I ever cared about.”
“I could master in one day techniques it took others years to do.”
“It’s called being fashionably late, fuckface!”
“This isn’t a battle anymore; it’s a motherfucking war!”
“Have you never even seen a Kung Fu Movie, spy flick or western? Shakespeare, for God’s sake?”
“Don’t accept defeat before the first punch is thrown!”
“I’m 100% sure you’re going to return from this… In a body bag.”
“You’d be even more dashing if you were writhing in agony.”
“You’re the protagonist. I’m just a cool, handsome foil.”
“Let the bloodshed begin!”
“Show me your face twisted in pain.”
“You might need a new pillow cover for this one. You know, extra protection.”
“Are you asking out of ‘tactical curiosity?’ … Or… Are you just fucking with me?”
“Quit your bitching and get with the program.”
“‘Kill me’? How about you kill yourself after you kill me?”
“Who’s this little cutie?”
“That’s OK, I seem to have a thing for stupid pathetic men like you.”
“The moment you hesitated, I felt your embrace.”
“Pop quiz: why am I such an angry bitch?”
“Dream on, you fucking pussy!”
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