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two parents stand before me... ladies this is your last chance to impress your child and save yourselves from elimination. the time has come for you to lipsync — for your custody rights ⚖️

I don’t WANT a career. I want to cuddle and sleep and eat and read and create and love and be loved.

So uh, everyone’s also feeling totally normal about this, huh?

happy birthday to this gorgeous flag!! remember that bisexuality has never excluded trans and nonbinary people and has never had any restrictions on preferences to genders :))

no phone i have ever owned has ever been off silent mode. i don’t think i’ve ever heard it ring. i can’t even imagine what it would sound like. i’ve never heard a phone ring in a room and thought it was mine. i don’t even process it

the sucker doesn’t even vibrate. if youre trying to contact me pray to god my phone is both face up and in my eyeline

Signed! (Belgium here)

I love mainstream disability spaces where having hypermobile fingers makes you a “deformed circus freak who would be a contortionist in a past life” but if you so much as mention a major surgery you had it’s “playing the disability Olympics” and “making unfair comparisons” and “being unfair” etc and by love I mean hate with my entire soul

also if you’re going to accuse me of “playing disability Olympics” I demand you to say “paralympics” so everyone can hear how much of a ableist piece of shit you are

girl you've been running through my mind all day

mentally im always like that kitty on the beach looking out at the sea longingly

A lot of adulthood is shouting “AUGH MY LAUNDRY” hours after you put it in the washer/dryer and running to go fetch it

oh shit my laundry

reblog to save someone’s laundry

A spoon's only objective in life is to make soup go upwards, and it knows this. That's why when you put one under a running tap it blasts the water way high. The spoon thinks there's suddenly TONS of soup to deal with and it freaks out.