hi my names cardin and im a dick

you may not be pyrrha nikos, but at least you’re not cardin winchester

Ooh, first good look at Dove’s weapon…if only he’d get that empty melon out of the way.

what if there *is* going to be a school prom and Cardin thinks he’s gonna be the hotshot with a babe on his arm but every single girl refuses and he’s like “WHATEVER I DON’T NEED CHICKS” but it actually puts a dent in his ego and he spends the entire ball uncomfortable and in a filthy mood because all the couples around him are dancing and looking cute and he’s at the snack table and he can’t even bully anyone because everyone’s there with all the teachers present

He goes to the kitchen to make himself his favorite tea but he forgot his favorite mug in his room and he needs to go all the way back to his room to retrieve it

he flung his favorite pen out of his hands and could never find it again