karen: 2017 edition

The computer, which is widely used for playing solitaire[1], calculating large prime numbers[2][3], finding gay hook-ups[4], and organizing political extremism[5][6][7],

"How can you like these very toxic and horrible characters that have done despicable and unforgivable things?" oh it's quite simple actually, this is fiction and I think with my dick.

I've never actually seen a maid in real life, but based on the way people post about them here, I gather that they're basically like a praetorian guard with cuter outfits and a better weapons load-out.

I've always disliked mr beast just based on his content mill vaguely exploitative vibes so it's been kind of wild learning he also does legitimate crimes and workplace violations. it's like disliking an acquaintance because they're kinda annoying and then finding out they kill people too like damn dude you didn't have to do all that i already hated your ass.

Free and Open Source Software is all about building an accessible, freer collection of technology that anyone can use or modify. Except for when it's not actually free because when we say free we mean Freedom as in the way your annoying libertarian uncle means it, which is based off of the way enlightenment era liberals defined it as a way to justify colonial expansion. And also by "anyone" we mean anyone who isn't from a country we dislike. are you from a Bad Country (country the US is either militarily or economically at war with)? fuck you. you're not an Anyone, you're not a person and your commits will make our FOSSware Badist by virtue of you existing so you can't contribute to our project Anyone is allowed to contribute to. if you think this is Bad it is because you are a Communist (Bad) which is not very Freedom of you. if you want Free and Open Source Software to actually be Free and Open Source Software you are a communist (bad). also our movement is basically the complete opposite of what Big Corpo wants, we're totally different from all the Big Companies because... we're different from them because we rely on unpaid labor and well... that's a good thing. yeag.

just saw someone say they were "hyperfixated" on cooking with seasonal squash i love that nothing means anything

i’m seriously traumadumping pepper all over these boiled eggs

I’m gaslighting my stove