Fuc My Theme Lol I Made It As A Child

the FDA should bring back quualudes for a limited time offer like the mcrib

so called "free thinkers" when there's a bug on the ceiling

at the tboy house going stanley steemer on that carpet like suckin crumbs out n shit but im tryna get him to like shift like reposition like redjust the whole arrangement so i can keep surreptitiously peeking over the fupa at the tee vee cuz i got weirdly and uncharacteristically engrossed in the critical role he put on before he put down the stickerbombed limescale bong and started sort of halfheartedly shaking that «thang» at me while making Davis Square Somerville Massachusetts type eyes at me from the other end of his grandma's old couch he got after college

Highly unlikely to be of use but I want a card I can carry in my wallet that says “If I Die First In A Traumatic Survival Scenario I Want You To Know I’m Okay With You Cannibalizing Me, It’s Fine, Don’t Be Weird And Guilty About it”. And then on the back there could be like. A list of recipes n shit

To be clear, I don’t WANT to be cannibalized. It’s not my personal preference. It’s just that if I beef it out in the open somewhere and some poor starving fuck has to have a crisis of ethics over using the protein or dying in a hole, I’d want to some way to let them know my dead ass is rooting for them

New Hot Take: I Think An Organ Donor Card Counts In A Pinch, Actually

Interesting note: It definitely uses whoever you're following now, not at that date. Even the 2020 one includes a lot of people I was absolutely not following yet in Feb 2020, which is actually kind of cool, I can see what they were reblogging from this fandom before I got into it.

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the way this is like baaaaarely parody

bringing in a second actor towards the end of the video to deliver a single devastating punchline is brilliant writing

trans women having sex

Kurt Cobain could have benefited from estrogen.

I believe Kurt Cobain was a trans woman.

plamo girl building smaller plamo. adorable!

what if you went to the zoo and they had a meatwad exhibit?

I just realized that a lot of my followers don’t even know my whole deal