STAY

Bickslow: Weak.

Bickslow: I sleep with a gun under mine.

Jellal: You are both pathetic.

Gajeel: What killer weapon do you sleep with then.

Gray: Seems like a normal guy, but then you notice he strips constantly, without even realizing it. Has attempted to kill himself multiple times.

Lucy: Ex-heiress who was surprising well adjusted to spending, just trying to not be homeless, is so done with everybody's shit. Doesn't even have the energy to hide it anymore.

Erza: Also seems normal, but just hides it better, murdered people for strawberry cake, actually an idiot around her peers.

Wendy: She's 12 but she's unironically the most emotionally and academically intelligent, and normal.

Hyunjin

Hyunjin, crowned as the Versace Prince by Queen Donatella herself 😍

DV : now, you are the Versace Prince 👑

JYP SMELLS

HATERS GO AWAY

MINHO IS HOT

BUT HIS CATS ARE NOT

Minho: I'm going to be an idiot

Jisung: *opens the playlist*

Han: I identify as 1 person

felix: dog food doesn't taste like meat to be honest

Felix, deeply thinking: Having kids is like creating an OC but like… for the real world

chan: truth

stays: the amount of hours you've slept this week

chan: dare

stays: go to sleep

Jisung: idk is the most mysterious acronym

Minho: literally everyone knows what it means?

Jisung: then what does it mean?

Minho: I don’t know