Library Of Fixations

Some examples:

Merlin, after complaining about his duties as Arthur's manservant: Maybe I should just run away and become a hermit. My father lived in a cave for twenty years - how hard can it be?

Lancelot: Your father what now??

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Merlin, on a hunt: I can't grow chest hair. Not since the incident (he means when Nimueh hit him in the chest with a fire ball)

Leon: Are you just- are you just not gonna elaborate????

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Merlin: Thank God it's not hemlock. That stuff tastes awful

Gwen, about to have a heart attack: Hemlock?!

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Merlin, after having an annoying day: I really wish that serket had finished me off.

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Merlin: So there I was, trapped in the nest of serkets...

Arthur, who just walked into the armoury: Serkets? Why are you discussing serkets?

Baby Knight: Merlin was just telling us about the time Lady Morgana poisoned him.

Arthur: Holy Fuck, What? *looks at Merlin*

Merlin, head tilted: Oh, I forgot to tell you this happened.

Arthur: Merlin! It's been three years since I changed the law. Three(3). How did it never occur to you to tell me Morgana poisoned you near serkets?

Merlin: Oh no, she didn't, but she magically bound me in chains and tossed me into a serket nest.

Arthur: How did you escape without getting stung?

Merlin: Oh, I did get stung.

Arthur:

Merlin:

Steve is just, "...sure."

Eddie wiggled his arm until his pet crawls out of his shirt and Steve is just like, "Oh. Thank god. I thought you were gonna get your cock out. Let me hold your hamster."

Robin 'just trying to get a drink from the water fountain' Buckley: ???????

Eddie: *conjures a ferret out of thin air*

Robin: Oh, thank god. I thought he was talking about your penis.

Eddie: