Why is it?? That I can go through the whole day feeling fine and dandy but the second I lay down for bed impending doom settles on me?

this is actually super fucking smartass of them

Reblogging as this is so important everyone! My mum had breast cancer and that shit is not nice so please check yourself ladies and gents! 💕💕💕

oh my god, the lions just boppin’ along holy ffff

THIS IS MY 2018.

My life is now complete

Let’s all enjoy this one while we can. I can’t fucking believe this. 

Watch this while listening to I Want It That Way. It matches

this guys videos are fucking incredible i really want everyone to watch them

this man is like midas but with knives instead of gold, he can make anything a knife, sicssor knives ,ice knives, cardboard knives, tiny knives if it can be made into a knife he will do it, and if he cant, he will do it anyway because fuck you

This doesn’t even have the best one. One time he made a knife out of ravioli then proceeded to use the knife made out of ravioli to cut up cheese and tomatoes and basil and shit then took the ravioli knife that he had used to cut up his other ingredients and cooked said knife with those ingredients and ate the fucking knife!

ate the fucking knife

ugly little man

DO NOT CALL HIM UGLY

THIS WAS REALLY JARRING TO MY BRAIN AND I FORGOT WHAT DECADE WE ARE IN

My uniform kink insists on Stealth Suit, but this is a Very Good Look ™.

That’s what I’m talking about…

can we just all agree that he looks amazing all the damn time

@cuz-tony-stark You present a very valid point

Can’t argue with that logic tbh

This just keeps getting better and better…