Home Of The Deep Pain Blorbos

Humans are the proverbial “Sleeping Giant,” and thus make remarkably good deterrents. A common tactic of the Galactic Federation is to simply call in a human warship, such as the USS “Fuck Around and, FindOut,” and simply let it sit nearby. Peace Talks happen within the week.

A few cycles later, she is joiners by her sister ship, USS Hold My Beer.

Even more cycles later, USS Rip You a New One is put into circulation.

I think in star trek there should be more characters whose names are from different alien cultures. I want there to be the most average looking human enseign who shows up like hi my names vaurik. And everyones like ????? And theyre just like yeah my godfathers vulcan im named after him. I also want there to be a klingon or something called joe.

There also need to be more alien names that sound like normal words to humans. "Blender" the Bolian. "Gato" the Tarkalean.

I love how the least chaotic thing in this image is Q

IT’S POETRY

Because no one expected DS9 to be so strategically important as it turned out to be, the original senior staff is laughably unqualified. Like, arguably the most qualified people are Dax and Obrien, as they have the most years of experience, even then Jadzia was freshly joined and Obrien is a non-com, technically not even an officer. Sisko wasn’t even a ranking captain, Kira had no formal training whatsoever, and Bashir literally graduated like two weeks ago. 

#wait#are you telling me#that the person on the station#with the most intergalactic military experience#is#is GARAK? [x]

the tuvok and seven dynamic is so funny because nobody else on voyager knows how to shut up ever it’s always either one thing or the other with these people so you know when seven came along tuvok was like FINALLY thank god. someone who i can sit and contemplate logic puzzles in complete silence with for ten hours straight

That’s literally the point of my Single Voyager Fic

The him.

Them them them

I think that people need to understand that the Cerritos is supposed to be ugly. Like, it’s supposed to look like one of those ungainly kitbashed models in the background on TNG or Deep Space Nine.

It may be scrunkly but it’s OUR USS Scrunkly

lower decks goes Hard on the animation for the space scenes and does not get credit for how beautiful it is. 

Good Lord…