Feisty snake

@bellebytheriver

Jurassic Park: Reeves’s Pheasant Edition

dinosaurs didn’t all go extinct. some of them survived and evolved into that group of jerks who hog the whole sidewalk and won’t adjust formation for other pedestrians

at first I was like “wow thats a lot of birds” AND THEN THEY TURNED AROUND

men will PURPOSELY ask you things in a condescending tone and then act surprised when you get an attitude like “i wasn’t trying to start an argument” yes you were travis shut the fuck up

honestly spiting the homophobic is officially a 2018 mood

we could shorten “big mood” to “bmood” but you all are not ready 

bood

oh fuck. it was i who was not ready

2007 was wild

I’m not sure how people walk away from certain episodes of Black Mirror thinking the main point is, like, “iPhones are bad and technology is scawwy!!” And not “in capitalist systems and institutions where inequality persists, technology will be exploited to enforce the status quo”

No offense but I want to fall in love with someone who wants to fall in love with me