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We stay alive by breathing a tree’s shit. A farmer can keep his crops alive by planting them in animal shit. Life’s just just a big pile of shit.

If Satan punishes bad guys doesn’t that make him a good guy?

Everyone wants a partner that is a great lover, but no one wants to consider how much practice that it took.

shout out to people who have seen you naked but you can still have regular conversations with

shout out to people who can have regular conversations with you naked.

shout out to being naked

Instagram would be the perfect name for a drug delivery service

I like how the term “as fuck” is a common unit of measurement.

Sometimes I just want to fall asleep and never wake up. And I don’t mean that in a depressing way. I just really like sleeping.

do you ever listen to a song and remember exactly what life was like when you first heard it

In addition all the feeling that was felt at the time

love yourself so we have something in common

You can control white people by giving them cheese

cheese is so good tho

I got one

It really drives me insane that I don’t know how people feel about me. Like am I nice??? Am I funny???? Am I mean???? Am I rude??? Am I obnoxious??? Am I dumb???? What am I????????????????????