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I hate that i dont even have to think to get this refrence i just automaticaly know
Like the thing about Loki in Norse mythology is thereâs like 8000 myths about Loki just being chaotically mischievous and the other gods are like lol oh that scamp, no matter how disastrous his schemes are, their reaction is still pretty much always âhaha oh thatâs just Loki.â
EXCEPT for basicallyâŚ.one myth. Where Lokiâs instrumental in the death of Baldur and the gods are all WHOA TOO FUCKING FAR DUDE and send him to Hel to be tormented for all eternity, leading to his ultimate escape/release in Ragnarok to end all things and lead the army of the damned and his monstrous children to pretty muchâŚeat all the gods, destroy Asgard, and burn the World Tree all to the ground so it can all start over.
Hereâs the thing though. Norse mythology spanned centuries. The tales of Loki as the mischievous trickster god were told for centuries.
However, for most of that time, the myths were told as part of oral traditions passed down generation to generation, until they were finally compiled in manuscript form in the 13th century, roughly. This is when pretty much all the sagas, as Norse myth compilations were called, are considered to have been written down for the first time, and so they included thousands of stories that had been told over hundreds of years.
They were also regional, though there was a lot of overlap, given that the Vikings traveled widely and regularly across the various parts of Scandinavia. Still, different parts of Scandinavia had their own sagas. Norway had different sagas than Denmark who had different sagas than Iceland, etc. Even though all of them featured primarily the same figures, they each had their own unique stories featuring the gods. However, very rarely did they have radically different takes on those gods.
Now whatâs significant about the fact that pretty much every saga we have, where these myths were all finally written down and preserved, is from the 13th centuryâŚ.
Is that pretty much all of Scandinavia had converted to Christianity by the early 12th century, with active worship of the Norse gods being scattered and mostly underground from that point on.
Why is this significant?
Because it means every Norse myth we have a written recording of was not written by people who still actively worshiped those gods. Nor were they intended to be read as such at the time.Â
They were written down by Christian scholars who wrote them AS stories. They were intended as collections of their regionsâ cultural histories, but not by or for people who still actively believed in these stories or the figures they featured. They werenât likeâŚ.TRYING to be super accurate, is the thing. The scholars who wrote these sagas were writing down the stories that had been passed down for generations, but through the lens of people who saw them as stories their ancestors once believed, not ones that pertained to their own current worldview.
And they were writing these sagas for an audience of people who similarly believed as they believed.
Which means that inevitably, some things got âadjustedâ to fit the current world view, the zeitgeist of the scholars writing down the stories and that of the people who would read or have the stories read to them from thereon. Because again, they werenât aiming for being 100% faithful to the tales as theyâd been told to them. They were just treating them as stories. And what do you do when the story youâre writing down has elements that donât make that much sense to you because they were born of and aimed a worldview that doesnât match yours?
Well, if youâre the Christian scholars writing the Norse sagas, you âtweakâ those elements until they make a story that fits your worldview.
So remember how I said the various sagas were regional and had a lot of overlap but some stories were distinct to some regions and didnât show up elsewhere?
Yeah, Ragnarok is one of those.
Thousands of sagas encompassing centuries of Norse mythology and oral traditions were written down all over the various regions of Scandinavia in the 13th century.
Ragnarok only showed up in one.
The most famous, granted, but still. Everything weâre told in Norse myths about the death of Baldur and Lokiâs role in it, leading to his punishment and torment in Hel and his ultimate release and bringing forth the armies of Hel to slay the gods and end the world?
Comes from the Prose Edda and the later Poetic Edda, from Iceland.
Which had primarily converted to Christianity as far back as 1000.
Now, the Vikings? Were actually surprisingly not a big doom and gloom people. Pretty much every assumption of them as such comes from how synonymous we regard Ragnarok with their culture.
It is after all, the ultimate Judgment Day myth, isnât it? Right up there with Christianityâs Book of Revelations. An apocalyptic end of the world scenario, a war between heaven and hell, where everything is destroyed so that the world can basically start fresh with a clean slate. Nothing old âdeservesâ to survive, pretty much the only way for a world free of sin and evil to arise is from the ashes of the old, after everything has been cleansed with fire.
Now contrast this âmythâ with pretty much every other Norse myth thatâs survived. Larger than life tales of grand adventures, noble quests, gods walking among mortals in disguise and heroes fighting giants and stealing from dragons.
Where the closest thing the Norse pantheon has to a devil figure is Loki, the god of mischiefâŚ.not even evil, but MISCHIEF, because a far more accurate representation of the Vikingsâ world view is that sometimes shit happens, because Loki the god of chaos likes to make a mess of things. And what do you do when that happens? If youâre the Vikings, you basically just shrug, go âwell, thatâs Lokiâ for you, and drink some more mead.
Loki isnât vilified in a single myth until Ragnarok, because the Vikings didnât hate him. And they certainly didnât fear him. They LAUGHED at him. In nine out of ten myths, Loki ends up the subject of ridicule himself, as he has the tables turned on him or outsmarts himself
Until Ragnarok.
Which, granted, could very well be another Norse myth that was passed down generation to generation in Iceland, land of frequent volcanic eruptions and likely inspiration for Musplheim, the land of the fire giants.
BUT. Which could equally likely, and far more plausibly given the overall context of Norse mythology, simply be a story the scholar who wrote the Prose Edda made up to âfinish offâ his saga of the world according to the Vikings, from beginning to end.
An ending his Christian audience of the times would understand and identify with a lot better than they would understand the concept of a devil-figure that existed to be LAUGHED at, to show how little the Vikings feared some mythical figure with the power to lie and deceive themâŚ.the complete opposite of the way Christians feared Satan.
Basically putâŚ.Ragnarok, for all that we think of it as the ultimate Norse mythâŚ.DOES NOT MAKE SENSE in the context of almost EVERY single other Norse myth AND in the context of how Norse society viewed the world and their place in it, or their gods and their relationship with them.
Same with Lokiâs depiction in Ragnarok.
What both Ragnarok and Lokiâs role in Ragnarok DO make sense in the context of, however, is in a bastardization of Christianityâs own doomsday tales of a Judgment Day, stylized to fit the trappings of Norse mythology and feature their gods instead of Christian figures.
With Loki recast in the role of the Devil, as he was the closest fit they could find to that.
And with Baldur, god of light (a Norse god who is at best a footnote in Norse myths other than Ragnarok, and certainly was never the major pantheon figure heâs assumed to be), recast in the role of the Christ figure. Whose death starts the ball rolling for Judgment Day and who is destined to return for it, to triumph over Loki/Satan and preside over the new, purified world once itâs reborn from the ashes of the old one.
Anyway, tl;dr, donât believe the hype, Ragnarokâs probably not even an actual Norse myth but the invention of Christian writers who were like lol this would make for a great Book of Revelations fanfic AU, and Loki was almost certainly never regarded by actual Vikings as some evil, malicious world-destroyer who would lead armies of the dead at Armageddon whoops I mean Ragnarok.
Weak Trope: Having a characterâs driving motivation be REVENGE up until the last second when they pull the ârevenge wonât bring my wife/sister/town/three-eared dog backâ and leave the bastard theyâve been hunting down alive.
Strong Trope: Hello! My Name! Is Inigo Montoya! You Killed My Father! Prepare! TO! DIE! *corners count rugen* Beg for your life *slashes cheek* Offer me anything I want in the world! *slashes other cheek* I WANT MY FATHER BACK, YOU SON OF A BITCH. *stabs count rugen to death*
Hey guys. I wanna thank you all for enjoying my little text post. It means a lot to me that something so silly resonated with so many of you.
But itâs November 16th, 2018, about 10 pm, and I just learned that William Goldman has died. Goldman was the author of The Princess Bride, which Iâm paraphrasing in the Strong Trope up there. He wrote the book and the screenplay to what is one of the most amazing films ever, and one of the most hilarious, loving parodies/pastiches of historical fantasies.
If youâve never seen The Princess Bride, I highly recommend it. Show it to your whole family. Show your pets. Revel in the swordfights, giants, monsters, games of wit, death, and true love. Join the rest of us in incessantly quoting one of the most quotable movies ever. The book is a little different from the movie, but the core themes and charm are the same.
Thank you, William Goldman, for creating such a lasting, charming legacy with The Princess Bride, an incredible, wholesome story that transcends generations. Rest in peace.

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as a lesbian who was in a 5 year relationship that ended a couple of months ago, my advice to fellow gays is to BREAK UP YOUR OWN WAY. when my ex and me broke up, we didnât know how to navigate it because the model of heterosexual breakups was all that was available - the damage, spitefulness, ignoring each other, moving out straight away and fighting over household objects/pets, talking shit about each other etc. I really pushed for us to do what felt natural to us. after all, the reason we were both sad about breaking up was losing the FRIENDSHIP part of our relationship - so why couldnât we keep it? it was such a healthy breakup. we only argued once when we were drunk and insecure. we still live together (along with my cousin/housemate). we still catch up on our fav tv shows and order take out. we donât talk shit about each other. my family and her still chat and we still attend family events together. she still physios for my brothers footy team. we just fell out of love and our relationship turned into a friendship. you donât HAVE to lose that. do your break ups your own way, gays. donât look to het relationships to guide you. they suck.
Do you ever hear someone say something about your field of interest that is wrong and you have to stop yourself from physically cringing but you gotta stay strong and cool cause you donât wanna be âThat NerdTMâ?
there is no deep meaning to this, this is when I see people refering to Excalibur as âThe Sword in The Stoneâ
Wait I though the sword in the stone is Excalibur. What is it then?
The Sword in the Stone is Caliburn, and was the way be became king. Excalibur was the sword given to him by the Lady of the Lake after he broke Caliburn fighting King Pellinore.
I have been educated today and I appreciate it
I did not expect everyone else to also like swords this much.
1) Thank you, Kap, for clearing up this misconception.
2) I am always down to be That Nerdâ˘
400 followers writing prompts!
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fluff/general
âhow much did you drink?â
âyouâre so cute.â
âwhat did you do?â
âi asked if you were having a party. i didnât tell you to have a party.â
âthis is the opposite of what i told you to do.â
âwell, itâs the thought that counts.â
âwait, no, donât take kissing away from me.â
âwhere are all my jumpers?â
âoh, youâve started stealing my socks now?â
âyeah, okay, but iâm cooler.â
âyou owe me a kiss.â
âhow did you get in here?â
âfor starters, thatâs impossible.â
âhow did you fail a survey?â
âif you werenât so drunk maybe i would.â
âthatâs not even fair.â
âyou promised me a cookie!â
âdid i ever tell you how beautiful your eyes are?â
âthat is so sappy, i might vomit.â
âiâm not playing truth or dare.â
âyouâre not very intimidating.â
âi love you.â
âwell the probability of that is 0, but you go ahead.â
âthat was, by far, the stupidest thing youâve ever done.â
âwhy donât you take a picture? itâll last longer.â
âmaybe not.â
âwhy the hell is there glitter everywhere?â
âwell, iâm pretty irresistible.â
âhow much money would you give me to flip this table, right here, right now, in the middle of class?â
âdetention? again?â
angst
âwhy donât you just go?â
âitâs not like that.â
âif you cared about me, you wouldnât do this.â
âit doesnât matter anymore.â
âwhatâs the point?â
âYou know what, fuck you.â
âyou shouldâve said that yesterday.â
âdonât lie to me.â
âi swear, if you say another word, iâll leave.â
âchange in mind or change in heart?â
âitâs over, itâs done, just leave it be.â
âwhy do you keep bringing it up?â
âwe canât go back in time, so stop trying to reverse what you said.â
âyou say youâll stop, but then you keep doing it!â
âmaybe in another world.â
âwhy are you like this?â
âstop making empty promises!â
âwhat about us?â
âdonât say that.â
âiâm done. weâre done.ââ
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I love all three of them instantly.
This is so pure. I love it
Iâm in love with the baby. Like sheâs too little to take anything seriously so every photo is just cute
Writing Prompts
1. âWell, well, well, look who came to me for help.â
2. âStop putting bread into the toaster if you arenât gonna eat it!â
3. âDare me to drink the hot sauce? Oh my goodness, I canât believe youâre making me do this. Youâre so wild. Iâm doing it.â
4. âI declare that I should be allowed to swear. Fuck!â
5. âI will wear an animal balloon hat to the meeting if I want to.â
6. âEver just wanna kill someone because they are so annoying?â
7. âUm, I think that plan will get us killed.â
8. âWhy is there a giraffe outside our window?â
9. âI might be a villain but a villain who enjoys a good cookie, pass it here.â
10. âIâm on a quest to find the swan that stole my ring.â
11. âHey, um, just a heads up, I may have declared war on our neighbor.â
12. âIâm watching dogs dance, this better be important.â
13. âYouâre not going to fight them!â
14. âThis foot will be so far up your ass if you go along with that stupid ass plan tonight.â
15. âWould you rather look at the stars or be able to pet a puppy?â

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Hereâs the Prompt set for August! I hope you guys enjoy it, and for all of you going back to school this month, good luck! :)Â
As always, I hope you guys find this useful, and feel free to tag me in or submit to me anything this inspires in you!Â
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August Prompt Set 2018
1.    Colored pencils
2.    Yawn
3.    Two birds with one stone
4.    âEducation is our passport to the future. For tomorrow belongs to the people who prepare it today.ââ Malcolm X
5.    Clock
6.    âYou have five seconds to stop talkingâŚâ
7.    Surprise quiz
8.    Chewing gum
9.    Saved by the bell
10. Emails
11. A life lesson
12. âThere cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already fullâ - Henry Kissinger
13. You canât teach an old dog new tricks
14. Walls
15. Poster
16. âIs it possible to die from embarrassment?â
17. Field trip
18. Talk the talk
19. Team work
20. Permanent marker
21. âYou have to dream before your dreams can come true.â - A. P. J. Abdul Kalam
22. Information
23. âI need more coffee if weâre doing this todayâ
24. Announcement
25. Speech
26. Cat got your tongue?
27. Professor
28. Arrogance
29. What comes around goes around
30. âWhat have I told you about paying attention?â
31. âThe beautiful thing about learning is nobody can take it away from youâ- B. B. King
Write a story including a set of three things
1) a candle, a broken promise, an engagement ringÂ
2) a water bottle, a missing person, a sunburnÂ
3) a bride left at the alter, a map, a dangerous family heirloomÂ
4) superpowers, a bookstore, a Christmas treeÂ
5) a county fair, a photo album, amnesiaÂ
6) a magical supply store, a talking and judgmental cat, a mixed up stock shipmentÂ
7) a fortune teller, a thief, and a bank heist gone wrongÂ
8) a shopping list, lipstick, a taxiÂ
9) a sunrise, a bumper sticker, the color orangeÂ
10) two friends, a penny, a pirate shipÂ
Hadesâs Prayer
Their voice echoed in the church
Sounding splintered and cracked
Hades spoke with rage
Why God?
Why Me?
Their voice was driven with anger
Why am I so broken?
You made me like this
You made me this way
They balled up their fist in rage
So full of this anger and rage
To the point I forget why Iâm angry
Or who I should be angry at
My Parents?
My body?
Or maybe this strange feeling?
This feeling of hating myself
For questioning my gender
Their voice cracked one last time
Tears trickling down their face
Did Roy ever find his boyfriend?
he did
happy for him
YOU FORGOT THE BEST PART THEY ADOPTED A DAUGHTER NAMED TANGO BECAUSE IT TAKES 2 TO TANGO!!!! This is them:
and they even had a book written about them:
guys Tango found a girlfriend :â)
This is gay lesbian solidarity
Reblog if u think itâs TOO hot and u DONâT like it
Trying to prove a point to global warming

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People training their bodies specifically to do one sport is the real life equivalent of maxing out one of your skill trees in an RPG
365 Prompts - Month 3
âCould you hug me just for a second ? Then Iâll hate you again, donât worryâ
âFor some reason Iâm attracted to youâ
âNo! Iâm tired of doing what you sayâ
âDonât upset your father, not now.â
âQuick! Hide behind the sofaâ
Car travel
âSweet dreamsâ
Frozen lake
âhe died for beauty or thatâs what she thoughtâ
âWhatever youâre going to ask the answer is no.â
âYouâve only heard his point of view. You never asked for mineâ
âIf you leave now, you lose everythingâ
âPerhaps youâll take me out someday or, do I have to make an appointment?â
âIf you do this youâll be dead to meâ
âI dread the sound of his key in the lockâ
âI just want a nice easy life. Whatâs wrong with that?â
âHow long have you been standing there?â
âYou were always the quiet oneâ
âWhat do you mean heâs escaped?â
Midnight. On the bridge. Come aloneâ
âYouâre too good for this worldâ
âYou must be mad, coming here like thisâ
âyou look like himâ
âIt looks like you are in trouble there. Can I help?â
Key
Swallow [bird]
âThat summer seemed to last foreverâ
âIâm ready to try again if you areâ
âHow could I abandon my childrenâ
âIâve forgotten what itâs like to feel youngâ
The Twenties