meow

Satan: hey I bought your soul last month and- Me: no returns. Satan: please it’s making me sad.

Everyone is half centaur

if we skyping best believe im looking at myself in that lil window not u

sometimes it’s annoying when your character can’t jump in a video game but how often do you jump in real life?

“Do you even remember the last time you jumped?” is a question I never anticipated leaving me feeling so hollow and terrified.

What the fuck did my own two eyes perceive on this day??

The phrase “killing time” is ironic because it’s really time that’s killing you

I’m so glad boof’s finally getting the recognition he deserves

his namE IS BOOF???

Me taking to myself in the morning: okay bitch, get the fuck up