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When you ask your dog what they have in their mouth

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Me staring at the sleep paralysis demon on my ceiling @ 3:03am

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oddishtea

I’ve watched this like 30 times and I cant stop laughing aksjska

surprisebitch

the girl has big dick energy

sl33pyd3mon

she stole all of his dick energy and killed him

matydn

I’m the girl making sure everyone knows he lost

drishananicole

Homegirl did a whole dance right after.😂😂😭

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pukicho

Jelly fish just do their own fuckass thing

sappingmyscenttree

cut out all your nerves and chuck them in the sea and see how fucking productive it becomes

what do you want them to do, fucking taxes?

pukicho

You mistake my comment for anger, when in reality, I deeply respect them as my friends

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jolting awake @ 3AM mood

hotboyproblems

me, awake suddenly: what.. the fuck

my body: water

me: what?

my body, louder: Woter

is god testing me

Wow!

Video by Ed Trist - Photo by Nicole Lewis

deathcomes4u

oh my god why do Lynx sound like bad impressions of themselves what the fuck

varusai

my last two brain cells trying to communicate

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me:stands up

my blood vessels: what the

FUCK

did you just do

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Sza unreleased verse

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Cleaning up my aura, workin over time ✨

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My grandmother once told me, ‘Relationships are work, honey, and they aren’t 50/50. Some days when I get up I only feel like giving 10%, then your granddaddy has to give 90% that day. But there is always 100% love.‘”

Leigh Ann Lunsford (via wordsnquotes)

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“Well I️ made the album before 30. I️ JUST AINT PUT THAT BITCH OUT!” -quotes from an interview I️ haven’t given haha

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