Hermione: It’s past curfew. I’m going to bed.

Ravenclaw: I absolutely love Math. It's wonderfully logical-

Gryffindor: And BORING. Honestly, the best subject is definitely Gym. Especially when we get to climb ropes.

Ravenclaw: How barbaric.

Slytherin: I say chemistry. You get to mix things together and blow stuff up.

Hufflepuff: That sounds dangerous.

Slytherin: It is. That's why it's fun.

Hufflepuff: I prefer lunch. You eat and have fun with your friends. What could possibly happen?

Gryffindor: Lunch is great when there's a food fight.

Hufflepuff: I didn't mean it that way.

Ravenclaw: I think I'll go check out the fortune telling tent.

Gryffindor: Booo-ring! I'm gonna go on some rides. Hufflepuff, you with me?

Hufflepuff: Nah, I'm just gonna grab some cotton candy.

Gryffindor: Ugh, you guys are boring!

Ravenclaw: Fortune telling is an art.

Person: Oh, do you want some milk?

Me: Nah, I'm lactose intolerant

Person: Oh, you lack toes? That's sad.

Me: No I said lactose

Me: I'm a millennial BUT I'm not basic af and I don't follow all them stupid trends.

Me: Honey, I’m not angry at you

Mom: A boy giving you a candy bar isn’t dating, hon.

Ahri: Dancer who is very dainty and passionate about the arts

Amumu: Emo guy who sits in a corner of the class drawing friends for himself

Annie: Girl with anger management issues and always plans protests to rebel against the school system

Cassiopeia: Girl who has an uhealthy obsession with reptiles; owns a pet snake

Ezreal: Popular Guy; jock

Garen: Quarterback. ‘Nuff said

Jinx: Crazy girl that draws all over her own body and attacks people

Kindred: Guy with mood swings; sometimes nice but sometimes snappy

Master Yi: Track and field school star

Miss Fortune: Popular girl, queen bee

Nunu: Guy who is only known for his big ass Doberman

Teemo: Annoying guy who hasn’t yet reached puberty but keeps “hitting” on girls

Warwick: The creepy “big bad wolf” that likes to hold people down and shout in their faces

Ron: You can't just go against the original story and create your own bloody ships!

Draco: Well I don't see why not, especially as the author's name is JK Rowling

Harry: *pushes up glasses* I don't get it

Luna: He means that the author is just joking. You know, JK as a pun? It's a muggle thing

Harry: Harmiony is the real deal guys

Ron: Bloody hell, have you read the books? Romione is THE thing

Draco: *smirks* then why are there so many dramione fan fics?

Hermione: Don't I get a say in this?

Dumbledore: Move over children, Snumbledore is the new OTP in Hogwarts

Snape: *crosses arms* I was not aware of this

Draco: I like brown haired girls too...

Hermione: My ride's here!

Person A: Pineapples on pizzas are the greatest thing known to mankind. The sweetness of the pizza and the savoury taste of the-

Person B: BITCH NO YOU DIDN'T PINEAPPLES ON FRIGGIN PIZZAS ARE FREAKING SATAN IN WHEAT FORM

Me 1 hour before a deadline: I've got all the time in the worlddd