Captain Smalls

@captain-smalls

So i made this and put it on instagram and it completely blew up so i thought to upload it here

Disney Animated Ladies Census

This is the 10th one of these flowers Slash has stolen and brought home.

Here is number 11…

Here’s his third catch of the night. And that second photo is his face right after I told him “People on the internet love your flower catching skills, Mr. Slash!”

Guess what Mr. Slash is up to tonight?

And, he’s back at it again tonight.

He got another one, and he is proud of himself.

Sometimes, he will hold my hand when I ask him about the flowers.

He brought these two flowers in last night, and decided to pose for me when I put them near him to take photos.

Plot twist! He brought back a hibiscus tonight instead of the usual ones. He must be feeling more tropical.

He’s back to the normal ones now…

Even when it’s raining, he still decides to go and find these. Good thing for him that whatever breed of cat he is, he has remarkably water-resistant fur!

He had a very busy night while everyone was asleep last night… (Also, if you haven’t seen it, there is a video of him that’s great, too: http://thoughts-of-an-x-factor.tumblr.com/post/164359705193/mr-slash-knows-how-to-get-his-own-cat-treats-out )

He had a busy night while I was watching SummerSlam.

He gave us one more last night, bringing his total from last night to 6! That’s a new one-night record for him!

Mr. Slash’s flower hunting adventure master post keeps on growing.

He was back at it again today.

And two more from last night…

Thank you, Mr. Slash!

Mr. Slash even wanted to hold hands after giving me this one. He’s a special cat. :D

He was asleep this morning after bringing me this one last night…

Two more gifts from Mr. Slash tonight.

(via the-homie-sexual)

Hayley’s Instagram Story

Get you a girl who…. @captain-smalls

please just read the whole thing

me two weeks later: wait a minute… Fuck

me: i wanna learn how to work wood. i need to build a boat