To Boldly Twirk Where No Man Has Twirked Before

we are the daughters of parents who should not have had kids

The devil is a twink named luke

- graffiti in the stormtrooper bathrooms

nothing makes me feel more well adjusted than hearing about the problems that straight people in the periphery of my life are always having

my aunt's new guy broke into my ex uncle's garage and filled his bowling balls with caulk

Imagine a vampire sucked your blood and they didn't even pop a boner. not even half hard. fully flaccid the entire time they sucked your blood. I'd be so humiliated.

elon musk had a third child with grimes that he kept secret until the release of his biography. he named it techno mechanicus

can you imagine being an adult nepo baby at a company your rich dad invested in and having to walk into the boardroom first day like. hi everyone. my name is techno mechanicus

I can tell this is fake because "techno mechanicus" doesn't start with X

I haven't been reblogging this post because I genuinely assumed you guys were Goncharoving a nepo baby

i continue to think women's wrestling is just thinly veiled gay sex

Glad to know women's and men's wrestling are at heart the same