captain corvid

i also watch a scary movie now and then :)

[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at myself] its over

btw it's so fucking stupid you can be anxious physically in your body even after you've decided mentally you don't care. I'm supposed to be in charge here

Unfortunately it’s very easy to lure me places because I like to go somewhere

like a crusty little dog just excited for a car ride idk

I just need a beautiful woman to tell me that my bizarre imitation of human social skills is alluring and sexy

The most interesting question you can ask about any character is not what do they want. it's what do they believe they deserve. because those two things are almost never the same and the gap between them is where your entire story lives. a person can want love completely and believe they don't deserve it and that belief will destroy every good thing that comes toward them in ways they won't even notice they're doing. write the gap. the gap is the character.

you shoulda seen the size of those rooms, man, it was like, floor to ceiling

backrooms or whatever

i hate the word spicy can we bring back calling things erotic

rolling up to Wendy's to get an erotic chicken sandwich

they should invent a body that feels normal to be inside of

fucked that you can’t fix other people especially when you really care about them. Oh so im just supposed to be there for you while you suffer. like a useless cunt gargoyle

sending "?" to represent myself tilting my head like a dog

sending "!" to represent myself perking up my ears in excitement like a dog

I wish they made it even marginally possible to get a job like I’m so fucking sorry I don’t have a rare but also highly demanded skillset, an agreeable disposition, and the ability to survive off of three nickels a week I’m soooo sorry

everything feels one room over