That Tall Kid

Myles Pinkney, The Elder

A late Vermintine Valentine. Vermintine! Valentide! I don’t know!

A few facts:

Yes, that arrow went through the plate gauntlet. Don’t mess with Kerillian.

I don’t know who would make chocolate, but I assume someone did. Lizardmen? Pirates? Emo elves?

Bretonnia makes the best wine, or so they say. I believe Karl Franz would not stand idly by and let the Reikland’s vineyards fall behind.

I am unclear on whether sisters of Shallya are like nuns or not re:sinful desire.

The word concupiscence is amazing but I’m pretty sure I used it wrong. I mean Saltzpyre used it wrong.

Is it 2524? Is it 2523 still? Is it somehow 2525? I’m not up on my Vermintide End Times timekeeping.

I could not be arsed to properly map the keep, so let’s say they’ve been remodeling.

“Tell Yoshi bedtime story now.”