Hey now those (your big brown eyes) are some dangerous weapons you got there be careful where you aim those things

Ice water is so pussy and cunt

so disturbed when people say they don’t like vegetarian food. bro this is vegetables

me playing breath of the wild: no one will ever fucking love me. omg a dragon

reblog with topics you'd do a 40 min youtube video essay about in the tags

Is anyone else ever genuinely shocked when you find out you have an impact on someone’s life? A coworker can be like “I’ve missed seeing you” and I’m just like “???? you?? missed me????? My presence has an effect on your daily experience???? I affect things??? W h a t ? ? ?”

the ORIGINAL girlboss/malewife couple is barbie and ken

cats r like if i cant watch you brush your teeth i dont want to be alive