Whats a girl gotta do to be a boy around here

day 1 of trying not to think about gay sex

relapsed

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you may have liked her post but i liked it in a more profound & intimate way

wait i performed abnormal behaviors. fuuuuuuuck

im so bored forever can i pleaaaseeeee have divine visions nowww

they hate me because i'm silly and so intense at the same time

i think they should invent some new relationship types for girls. like we've all seen familial, romantic, platonic, etc. let's see a few new ones. ok i think i'm getting dangerously close to reinventing quadrants actually

the only way to restore humanity is to kill instagram altogether

what if a garden gnome is just the larval stage of a wizard

okay, I’ll bite. What’s media

Yes I AM cranky because I received NO PROPHETIC DREAMS to help me on my quest.

so many potatoes in the world are waiting for me to eat them