THE ADAMMS FAMILY (1991) dir. Barry Sonnenfeld
Mike Driver
Xuebing Du

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Sweet Seals For You, Always
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hello vonnie
Not today Justin
Misplaced Lens Cap
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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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THE ADAMMS FAMILY (1991) dir. Barry Sonnenfeld

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The Gibson family has taken thousands of striking shipwreck photos, from the late 1870’s through the 1970s. See more of these amazing photos here.
asked one of my coworkers how she's doing today and she goes "could be better, could be worse," and another coworker nearby who was eavesdropping chimes in with "could be a lil bit o' alligator curse!" i have no idea what he meant by that but i do know that it has been immediately added to the lexicon.
Still one of the best animations I've ever done. Took just under a week and was equal parts fun and challenging. So here are some process passes! The full version had too many colors so I had to do some compression T0T
As always, no ai.
sandspider silly dump

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I wish AI would stop making so many animal story posts. I LOVE animals and they are ruining the loving-animals ecosystem. And also the real ecosystem
The truffle hunting cat is AI, I’m so sorry guys
Yo, anyone wanna get stuck in an inescapable time loop with me? Where I pick up a coin and flip 109 heads in a row, and there must have been a moment in the beginning, where we could have said no. But somehow we missed it, oh well, we’ll know better next time. And we are on a boat. Or we’re not on a boat. Or we are not, not on a boat. We are not.
tide pod xenomorph??
Bet.
Introducing Lady Maya Davinos, Raimond's wife and Julien's mother.
then again, "always" slightly mispronounces "hallways." it also echoes it.
hi guys if you like this you can get a PHYSICAL COPY NEXT WEEKEND!!! i'll be at the connecticon daily market, booth a06!!

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I'm so proud of you, chicken
"Claws like sharpened bananas shot toward me."
this sentence is
good
bad
ITS EVOCATIVE! LIKE GREAT BIG HUGE BANANAS EXCEPT SHARP!
YOU DO IT ON ONE OF THESE! OBVIOUSLY!!!
a lot of people are very angry with me over this, but I'd just like you to sit down and imagine a banana. maybe a green one so it's extra firm. if you need it to be harder, you can toss it in the freezer.
and that brown end? the hard bit? pencil sharpener. or sharpened with a blade. are you following me? now, attach six of those to a harpy.
yeah. I think you're seeing the vision. you can apologize to me any time you're ready
check in time:
I see the vision
it's still really bad
GOD DAMN IT!
Colorful Fashions from Paris (1926)
i love the writing on the Greenpeace clipboard:
Mariah's the best
Grace complete with phone number and no email but she loves all god's creations
Which witch? Elphaba, Glinda, or Sabrina
How many seconds a day do you think about cannabis? At least 80% of the seconds
Do you care about dying children? F the kids! but baby animals can stay
FMK: (kill) passerby, (marry) Ruth, (f) Bucket Hat girl
FMK: (kill) Alice (because she's a child), (marry) Greenpeace Girl, (f) Melissa (because she's a freak)
call Ruth ASAP

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If you're reading this...
go write three sentences on your current writing project.
So, I lurk in some writer subreddits, and a frequent topic of discussion is prose: what constitutes good prose, how do you write it, how do you improve it, etc. And yesterday I stumbled across one topic about the difference between good descriptive prose, and purple prose. OP asks people to share some of their favourite authors who they think write beautiful prose without tipping into purple. No problem; people are happy to oblige.
One person says that Steinbeck is one of their favourite authors for prose, and then they share an example of what they would consider purple prose. It is so violetly awful that I think the poster must have written it themselves as a kind of parody of purple prose. Other people assumed the same.
But as it turns out, they are quoting from a book written by a YouTuber whose channel ia dedicated to talking about writing (namely, their own writing, which is genius, but often not comprehensible to the drooling plebs).
Naturally, I read the free sample of their book in awe and horror, and I'd like to share some screenshots with you. If you also have trouble defining or understanding what purple prose is, it's this.
Yes, every single fucking page is written like this.
Reading some more of the preview for this book, and I realise this is by far not the biggest problem, but I'm begging this guy to just use 'shadow' instead of 'umbra'. I promise I will not accuse you of being a philistine.
'Noctilucent orbs'. Even fanfic written by a 14-year-old wouldn't dare.
The author is a man in his 30s, btw.
*throws this in the face of everyone who has ever accused me of writing purple prose*
I know this reads like it has to be a parody, but the author is a literary fiction content creator (in his words) with tons and tons of videos talking about the craft of writing and plugging his book. He does chapter readings as well. If it's parody, it's the most committed to the bit I've ever seen someone be.