"queer-owned business" means nothing anymore. OpenAI and Palantir are both queer-owned businesses.

if this is how you find out that both sam altman and peter thiel are gay im sorry

Pussy*

“it’s not that deep” it’s not that shallow. now what

(wrinkled and dying from laying eggs) tbhhhh dubstep was better in 2009 (lays another egg) there has honestoy not been another producer like Benga (stress from that last egg makes me go blind) my eggs , where are my eggs

The bar for what a normal post is on this site is so fucked compared to everywhere else

Imagine all the things I could do if I just did them.

Bestie I can feel rejected by things you wouldn’t even think of

tomodachi life giving you so many oppertunities for custom images and text with no filters means the obvious answer is of course to fill it with sex and penis. which is why i appreciate that every tomodachi life post ive seen is actually pretty lacking in sex and penis. instead we've been giving our miis enough cigarettes to kill a small village.

unfortunately i can never hate on a "power of friendship" narrative no matter how corny because the thing is it's literally real

every morning i wake up and make the worst possible time management decisions anyone has ever made