Words, Caffeine and Horseshit Galore

Part of the reason I love Halloween so much is because it gives adults a chance to play. It’s not (for most people) a religious holiday. You don’t have to travel or buy presents. There’s no social expectation that you’ll spend it with your family. No one is going to get snitty if you don’t cook the exact same menu your grandmother did. There’s no right way to celebrate. You want to carve a jack o’lantern and hand out chocolate to trick-or-treaters? Amazing. You want to dress like a sexy Freddy Krueger and go to 5 parties in one night? I love that for you. You want to keep your porch light off and snuggle down on the couch with a bowl of candy and an Alfred Hitchcock movie? DO IT! Everyone gets to have fun in the way that’s most fun for them.

There was a character in a book I read once who was described as "handsomely fat" and that phrase is stuck in my brain forever. The author really was like "no shut up, they're charismatic, they're good-looking, they're handsomely fat. not just handsome AND fat; them being fat is directly contributing to their good looks. you agree." and they were RIGHT

Zach Galifianakis, Octavia Spencer, and a young Oliver Platt (late '90s, Simon Birch era) spring instantly to mind. Handsomely fat indeed; would arguably be far less pleasing to look at if they weren't.

Reblog to let your followers know that despite your current obsession your previous obsessions still exist and are simply lying dormant until they awaken and strike again

I love edgy ass unsociable fictional men 99% of the time theyre literally just autistic

ALL.THE.GODDAMN.TIME.

[Image ID: Tweet from Ben Crew (@/ BenjaminCrew1) reading: Always fascinating to ask "How the hell did they do that?" while watching classic Hollywood movie effects because the answer is either "claymation artist on the brink of insanity" or "they just did it for real and 50 people were sent to the hospital" /End ID]

100% accurate

has your oc ever made a life-altering mistake?