Clark is so greedy
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Clark is so greedy

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bruce wayne is used to getting what he wants. it's not like he doesn't have manners —he literally had lessons with alfred when he's younger. It's just most people see or hear The Bruce Wayne ask for something, and they all stumble over themselves to get him what he wants.
Dick was called to the principal's office? Oh well, Mr.Wayne, all growing boys get rowdy sometimes. Mr.Wayne is coming to the office? Quick, prepare some food—Not that, you fool! Get those cute ass French pastries from the cafe down the street. It's ridiculous that Mr.Wayne wants a disco light in he—What? Just get it done? Wha—Alright, alright.
Bruce is just used to having people rush to meet his needs. He's not really used to asking, and begging is completely out of the question.
Had this scenario of Bruce having a busy night at a gala where he's meant to be hosting some auction or awards so he's got to be there, but he's Batman and the city needs him. So he's constantly doing the montage in 27 Dresses, changing in tight spots and in the back of the Batmobile, dashing back and forth, making tipsy toasts to the guests and then punching the Riddler. But eventually, Bruce gets caught up in everything. He does the low, gravely Batman growl when he's making a speech for the guests of honour so he giggles it off, says he was just 'trying something' and shows up to the roof of the GCPD clutching a violently pink cocktail with a Cunty little umbrella and wedge of fruit. Commissioner Gordon slaps it out of his hands and tells him they got a case to work on.
Batman who's just hooked up with superman a few times after years of mutual pining and then panic-ghosts him for a week trying to process wtf just happened.
When he finally gets his shit together he heads over to metropolis to talk about it, get a sense of where Kal's mind is and if he's interested in more (or at least if he wants to do that again). But just as he's about to approach Bruce spots him flying into a random apartment in the middle of the night.
After a bit more casual stalking Bruce finds out superman repeatedly spends the night at this same apartment instead of going back to the fortress. He also discovers that this apartment belongs Clark Kent, the one reporter famous for having multiple private interviews with superman when no one else has managed more then a quote. They've had a well documented public relationship even though they refuse to make any public appearances together or clarify what the nature of that relationship actually is.
It really shouldn't come as a surprise that superman has found someone else to sleep with while Bruce was unavailable. He wasn't upset. It's not like they were in a relationship. Bruce should have known someone like Kal doesn't stay on the market for long. He's not mad but he does want to know more about this Clark.
He knows its not technically his business but if he's losing his one shot at even another hookup with Kal he has to know who he's losing it to. (not that he's jealous or anything). So he invites Clark for a private interview with Bruce Wayne to learn more about him. Aside from boring things like stability, what could this man provide that he couldn't. Why would Kal choose this random civilian over him.Unfortunately pretty early into the interview bruce gets his answer.
After just a few minutes of conversation he realizes fuuuck this guy is perfect.
Dammit! he's falling for the competition
Stupid Clark with his stupid glasses and his stupid heart of gold and his stupid country twang. No wonder Kal wants this guy, he's fucking amazing.
Basically the plot of my superbat fic lol
Thinking cat hybrid!Bruce thoughts and knowing Clark will go insane like I am rn (nsfw under the cut)
Clark loves his kitty boyfriend. Bruce’s adorable midnight ears that flatten right back when he's annoyed, or twitch excitedly when Clark buys him flowers, betraying the gruff “You don't have too" to Clark's face.
Clark loves how Bruce's tightly controlled Batman-growls turn into tiny hisses when he's actually really mad and he loves when Bruce purrs, so loud and content when it's just the two of them, louder still when Clark scratches the right spot behind his ears.
Clark loves how that dark, lithe tail stops in its track when Bruce connects the dots in an especially hard case, going rigid and snapping to the left with certainty that he'll give the victim's family justice this time. Clark also loves how that bewitching tail flicks so leisurely when Bruce is leaning against the super's chest, head in a book but somehow still listening to Clark complain about Perry's latest meltdown.
Clark especially loves it when Bruce loafs, or at least as close to a loaf as he can get. He'll tug Clark into bed, huffing and puffing until Clark acquiesces and lays down flat. When he's satisfied, Bruce will promptly climb on him, curling his body into Clark's, fitting so perfectly in the circle of his arms.
Clark loves when Bruce is pleased and purring, or when he's mad and hissy, or when he's bored and infuriatingly playful.
Clark loves his kitty boyfriend.
What he also loves is when Bruce is bratty.
Oh, he loves that so much.

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A night stroll around the city
Dramatic enough?
Bear thought you need a hug
I'm back.
Bruce falls first, Clark falls MUCH harder, walk with me.
when Bruce falls in love, its quiet, only noticed in how he remembers Clarks coffee order, or how he reads every one of Clarks stories. Bruce's love has been there for oh so long, but he knows better, knows work relationships can get messy. And in a way maybe he just doesn't think he deserves Clark, so he pushes these feelings down.
Clark like Bruce, he is a close friend after all. Slowly however, he finds his feelings growing until one day he simply cant take it, his love now weighs his heart down so much he cant be around Bruce w/o blushing and trying to get a small graze of the hand. But there's no way Bruce likes him back.
slowly Clark realizes it, he sees the small gestures, the way Bruce looks. It was so subtle Clark almost wants to be annoyed, but how can he when Bruce is looking at him with such pretty eyes? Clark is ecstatic.
(Im not sure where to go from here, as im not a writer, so i thought i'd give it to you)
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The only way it could go from there is Clark courting the shit out of Bruce.
It starts so suddenly Bruce thinks it's a prank at first, but Clark explains he's been blind until recently. Blind and stupid, but he has everything figured out and he's ready to woo Bruce.
Bruce of course tells him there's no need, they can just start dating since their feelings cleat, but Clark is stubborn.
He wants Bruce to be cherished like he deserves.
Clark takes him places, brings him gifts, creates art for him(poems, sketches, music), he practically worships him, and Bruce is so overwhelmed he cries because of the smallest gestures.
Clark thinks it's cute.
Bruce self-sacrificed a little too close to the sun... 😅
Hi!! Been awhile - I'm allllllmost out of hell (crunch), so thank you all for being patient with me!! 🦇

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just saw kitty bruce and i need to write it shhsjfjajakjskshdjsk
Summer superbat ig?
Bruce's helping his boyfriend with work on their shared vacation..
Ngl when I saw Batman summer skin in fortnite I went feral
it's so annoying when your weighted blanket floats away while you're sleeping.
omega Bruce in heat (non-sexual) and desperate to gather his puppies one by one and safely trap them in his nest for love and snuggles
Dick loves this time, as it means he finally gets to snuggle with his mama in their big cozy nest
Jason hates being trapped, but devolves into soft puppy purrs quicker than he would ever admit
Tim tries to sneak things to do into the nest, but that only results in Bruce fussing more over him, because he should be relaxing, not working.
Damian doesn’t understand this inane behaviour and need to collect them all. He tries very hard to sneak out, but Bruce’s pheromones are so thick, they instantly make him weak and dizzy, and have him melting into the nest further with each scenting. (In the league, scenting was non-existent, as it was believed to be a weakness to rely on such instincts. As such, Damian gets scent drunk incredibly easily.)
Based on this post (〃´∀`)・.。*・.。

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