[CANNED LAUGHTER]

I hit reblog so fast.

^fr

And before people say that this is a reach, if you look at videos of our previous presidents (Bush Jr and Clinton) they ALL WAIT FOR THEIR WIVES.

..go on…….

i lead you into the barn where i live and offer you snacks and refreshments. it’s a bowl of minnows and 3 caprisun pouches

accept the capri sun, cautiously refuse the minnows

i tell you that it’s fine, leaves more for me, but you can tell im a little hurt. we watch cutthroat kitchen in silence, i seem to be attempting to drink my caprisun through my gas mask, but im failing miserably. you say nothing.

i say nothing

at one point i go into a shed and bring out more caprisun pouches and a single triscuit for you

Thanks

youre welcome

Couldn’t risk it.

didn’t realize they change colors. now I know o gotta wish.

THIS SHIT IS REAL I GOT THE JOB I WAS NUTS ABOUT BC I REBLOGGED THIS YESTERDAY maybe it’s a coinkidink but it okay just take the necessary steps to achieve what you’re wishing for and YOU CAN DO IT

I’m wearing my Dragon Ball Z shirt as I reblog this. I’m ready.

Unmute this

what a talented little Moo.

@nerdy-and-somewhat-gay

Bird leaf

Delete this

Blame it on fifa

The asian kid knew you don’t do that in a house of color

HIS NAME IS MEATBALL

This is the cutest thing omg

I love this.

WHO THE FUCK MADE THIS 

Oh my god youre straight? I had no idea. You seem normal to me. Did you know that Sara is straight to? You two should totally hook up. I cant believe youre straight. You could be my straight best friend. We could go to football games together. Itll be so much fun. So like how long have you been straight? Youre whole life!? No way.