golden boy

Rice Krispies smartest decision is by far their Treat. Turning their cereal into a strange brick relies on the natural fact that all children are hopelessly dependent upon the ingot.

now that jimmy carter is dead can i just say what an absolute power move it was for him to run for governor of georgia with segregation as his platform, only to do a complete 180 once in office. insane

my goal for 2025 is small simple and clear: change my whole entire life

normalize having more than one best friend. "best friend" shouldn't just be a title reserved for one person... best friend is a species...

#best friend is a CLASS of friend #one you can achieve #thru mutual embarrassment and hard work (via @pptiny)

Boys will be boys

I’ve never been so invested in anything in my life

I’M FUCKING WHEEZING how am i supposed to live my life after reading this post knowing these people are out there somewhere

I woke my sister up at the OFFICER DOWN OFFICER DOWN part I canttttttt 😭

Throne of Glass is the most underrated SJM series. It’s so much better than the other ones in so many ways and I WILL die on this hill

I have realized that the perfect form of media must have a delicate balance between absolutely heart wrenching pure emotional devastation and the most ridiculous nonsense you have ever seen in your whole life