Life Is A Mess

Why aren’t femenists more vocal about the lack of front pockets in women’s jeans?

if i got paid for overthinking i’d be hella rich

what if instead of writing a cover letter i just attached an mp3 of abba’s ‘take a chance on me’

How to find the ASM or backstage technician Step 1: look in the chair that’s backstage Step 2: if the chair is empty, follow the headset cord

*does laundry but like in a punk way*

this is my favorite post

i can’t not re blog this 

Just said “going dark” In my room To myself

i was on the train and 3 drunk girls saw me and said i had nice brown eyes so they sang “brown eyed girl” to me

I threw up at a frat party and I was crying in the bathroom and a drunk girl went upstairs to get me a shirt and came back with a sweater and a kitten.

At the last party I went to three drunk girls fishtail braided my hair by committee

a drunk girl drew an eye on the back of my hand and then patted it with satisfaction and  whispered “count olaf”

once at a barbecue a drunk girl gave the surgical scar on my shoulder a butterfly kiss and said “you’re cured”

A drunk girl at a bar I was at became worried that I wasn’t getting enough nutrition and proceeded to hold peanuts to my lips and just keep saying “peanut peanut” until I would eat it. And after I allowed her to feed me a peanut she pet my hair and said “Thank you”.

Drunk girls, saving your life one wtf at a time.

Girls are a fucking gift don’t let anyone tell you otherwise

thi s

kill me

There’s no need to feel down Young man You’re six feet underground.