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What types of lights did the CEO of PRG ask for at his wedding?

Best boys.

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What do you call a color changing accessory on social media?

A scroller.

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worth every second

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Oh… my… God… I’m not even putting this onto the personal blog… I need this on my main. Right now.

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i was expecting this video to be 4 seconds like, i can barely even hold my own attention for that long let alone two kittens

What cereal do lighting designers like best?

Frosted Flakes.

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Hi guys! I started a vlog channel about my experiences as an ALD. I have a mixture of tips and tricks videos plus some production vlogs, with lots more to come! Hope you enjoy!

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What scientific principle describes a good, properly executed mark that sees no live moment on stage?

A Dark matter.

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What do you call a stage actor who is also a graphic designer?

A projectionist.

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How do the lighting guys transport large shows?

Big rigs.

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sweeneyandhamiltontrash

I sure as heck HOPE they are considering I’m the stage manager

How do you treat a new rigger on his first day?

Show him the ropes.

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Why do SourceFours need roadcases?

As body guards.

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Why couldn't the actors call the director?

He had already blocked them.

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Why was the programming sitting stiffly upright in his chair?

He was waiting for an update.

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What sport do lighting designers and programmers do in high school?

Track and field.

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How do dogs and cats measure light output?

Paw candles.

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Why can't you have more than one moving light programmer?

One will start to Hog the tech table.

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How did the A2 identify with Indiana Jones?

They both hate snakes.

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