Salutations, listeners. You’ve tuned into the only broadcast worth your time.
You may refer to me as Alastor, if you must.
I am "fictionkin", you could say, but this label does not truly encapsulate the depth of my identity. For the sake of ease, however, I will refer to my identities as such.
Main "Kins":
Alastor (Hazbin Hotel)
Nagito Komaeda (Danganronpa)
Hannibal Lecter
Light Yagami (Death Note)
Shadow The Hedgehog (Sonic)
Eridan Ampora (H*mestuck)
As Alastor I believe it should be a right to indulge in the consumption of human flesh, I am a staunch pro-cannibalism advocate. It is in my nature. To disagree is a, quite frankly, bigoted stance that I will not stand for.
That said, cannibalism is the only sin of the flesh condoned on this blog, sexual desire is a blight on society and a gross distraction. One that I was free of in my true form but am tragically afflicted with in this life and seek to eradicate.
I also object to desecration of media through "shipping" and "fanfiction".
Do Not Interact:
Alastor "doubles". You will never be me.
Christians (obvious.)
Vegans
Sex-Havers
Shippers/Fanfiction Writers
Fans of irredeemable media (Doctor Who, My Little Pony, Invader Zim, Homestuck, Undertale)
Anti-Cannibalism
Dog owners
Helluva Boss fans
Vivziepop stans
My Chemical Romance fans (Gerard Way inspires lust)
"Scene kids"
Irredeemable Media:
Doctor Who: Promotes Time Travel
My Little Pony: Annoying & sets unrealistic standards and expectations for "friendship"
Invader Zim: Xenophobic portrayal of extraterrestrials
Steven Universe: Glamorizing portrayal if extraterrestials
Homestuck: Personal Trauma
Undertale: self explanatory.
