huh what sorry huh what

pro-tip: your blog is about you. be self-indulgent, self-absorbed, and self-possessed. go all in on your obsessions. this is a work of self-expression, a living monument to your heart.

“my father is a boy and my mother is a girl so i’m mixed” is the funniest possible response to someone asking your gender and it came from 6’5 Viking footballer and notable weird little guy Erling Haaland on a Snapchat

(no beers in) So how do you perceive me in the privacy of your thoughts

sorry i said i wanna taste your blood do you still think im cute

t-shirt with the words “high-functioning corpse” printed on it

t-shirt with the words “high-functioning corpse” printed on it

t-shirt with the words “high-functioning corpse” printed on it

*bouncing and whining on it* do you like. actually like me?

Stop moaning and arching your back - this is an autopsy!

i’m not even that much of a pervert i can just find the eroticism in anything. doesn’t get me bricked up necessarily i just like to appreciate it.

We all deserve to have a long monster tongue probing deep inside us and stretching our holes at least once

im having a boner and it's yours