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‘bread is bad for you’ ‘rice is bad for you’ sorry im not subscribing to the idea that staple grains that have been integral to cultures for centuries are evil. i love you carbs

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fucking constant reboot remake reboot remake reboot remake reboot remake!!!!!!!!!! the tv has only been around for like a century you literally cannot be out of ideas already

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THE MARK THEY SAW ON MY COLLAR BONE THE RUST THAT GREW BETWEEN TELEPHONES THE LIPS I USED TO CALL HOME SO SCARLET IT WAS MAROON

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I do this like 95% of the time and it always tells me what I need to know

fake-mermaid

can i get a hell yea if you’re still gonna be wasting your time on this website in 2014

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someone in my town has a pro life license plate and i have been letting my dog poop in their yard at night for 5 years. it’s called freedom of speech

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saudadite

anti-intellectualism actually refers to when I'm scrolling through tumblr tired and I skip all the posts longer than a paragraph

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ohhhhhh boycott. i thought you guys were talking about boycunt. yeah. no yeah i'll still see you on the picket line it's just,. sigh......

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inspector gadget if he slayed

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probablyasocialecologist

gauntletqueen

HEARTBREAKING: Poor girl has to get out of the soft warm bed even though she is so so so so comfy

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radiofreederry

Oh ok it’s just a money laundering scheme then

maculategiraffe

my mom didn't believe in lying to children so when I first asked about santa claus as a small child she was like "oh santa claus is another name for a man named saint nicholas who lived a long time ago. he was a very kind and generous man and he loved giving people presents and he would do things like put presents in people's stockings when they were hung up to dry by the fire, so they would find them and be surprised. so now when we give presents at christmas it's fun to pretend saint nicholas or 'santa claus' brings them. and we hang up stockings by the fire and when we get up in the morning there are presents in them, just like if saint nicholas was still alive to bring them!"

so that thanksgiving one of my uncles said jovially "so mac, are you being good for santa claus?" and little (not quite three year old) mac looked up and raised an eyebrow and said witheringly "he's dead."

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