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:o i have not but i'll read the tags anyway are you really a coyote? that types???? all of the things you really think you can ask me ALL OF THE THINGS hmmm do you then do your worst!!

>> Oh shit someone noticed all in person like! Well, as much in person as robot conveyed gifts can be. But he sent you your favorite thing: food. Waylay that robot with a thank you note and a couple of purple wildflowers in thanks for the gifts.

sweet i can't wait to unleash my army of prehistoric earth beasts study them >:D his toebeans have been kissed so much just for you! you can come meet him anytime if you want he's super friendly!

really???? and here i thought i looked more like the wicked witch what with all the striped tights and sparkly red shoes well you have mischief in your name so i bet theres something hidden in there somewhere you can dig out to be interesting with so good luck! listen here buddy i'll do all the questioning around these parts and don't you forget it >:I

i don't know if you know rose or not and she's not exactly around right now to ask :( but it was me the great and powerful jade who followed you!! i share a blog with rose because it's easier since i'm hardly on and she finds the most interesting people to talk to except this time when i found you unless you're boring in which case i'm totally blaming her for getting a lame o recommended to her XP

nah they have to go somewhere so why not here! you're a bigger dork and the limits to my flexibility have not been found yet XP auxis is my cat who just booped me on the forehead not that i have any others but he did just do that and it was so cute!!!!!

my chillin is so chill i think a wooly mammoth just fell out of it!! i am very comfy and silly AND upside down i'm pretty sure auxis thinks i'm nuts (he might be right! XD)

:oD ‘s been an ill minute lil sister. ain much a doin, takin me a mo t smoke some on th balcony all gettin mine peep see ‘t this fine ass world a our’n. whatchu got good sister?

i'm sorry. :( i just spent about ten minutes trying to get comfy and ended up basically inverted it looks so silly but it's working!

I relate to the phrase “chillin like a villain” because it shows that I’m calm but also ready to sin

THIS IS THE KIND OF CLUB I WANT TO JOIN

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guys we found it, it’s right next to Big Ben and the Statue of Liberty

THIS IS THE BEST I SPY GAME EVER

but what did the tree ever do to you? :(