centaurs Reticle

i swear to god you buy a pair of paw print socks ONCE and your recommended products become nothing but cat ears headbands and maid outfits forever

assigned catboy at checkout

gosh I want this outfit

there now II dont have two worry about iit

D --> A surprisingly effective defense D --> I must applaud your dedication

Augh now thii2 ii2 goiing two bother me

D –> Personally I propose that the extremity be given to the carapacians for public display

oh fuck no ab2olutely not

D --> You would prefer a private collection then

Augh now thii2 ii2 goiing two bother me

D --> Personally I propose that the extremity be given to the carapacians for public display

D --> This may delay your surgery

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D –> Have you yet decided who will have custody of your leg

II diid not even thiink about iit iit ha2 liiterally not cro22ed my miind why ii2 thii2 a thiing II’m beiing a2ked

D --> I inquire primarily out of a desire to harass

@centaursreticle <3<

D --> Have you yet decided who will have custody of your leg

Don’t let Equiiu2 fool you II’m currently enduriing a lecture from hiim about u2iing proper mediicull faciiliitiie2 when they’re avaiilable two me (II am choo2iing two iignore thii2)

D–> Your boyfriend’s work lab is not a proper facility in which to perform an amputation, Fe%

D –> A brave assertion

D–> ..Ah. Hello.

D --> While your advice on this matter is generally valid and I do not want to dissuade you from debating his methodology either in general or with regards to his limb specifically D --> I will be doing my best to provide him with safe avenues in which to explore his pursuit of elective auto-truncation

Don’t let Equiiu2 fool you II’m currently enduriing a lecture from hiim about u2iing proper mediicull faciiliitiie2 when they’re avaiilable two me (II am choo2iing two iignore thii2)

D–> Your boyfriend’s work lab is not a proper facility in which to perform an amputation, Fe%

D --> A brave assertion

Every perspective is unique

2ky2miith know2 anythiing II actually thiink two a2k about but he wa2 precociiou2 

Diligent research and preparation for future needs is a virtue.

Uhuh, 2ure

I have preserved an aspect of our culture that would have otherwise gone une%plored

2ky2miith know2 anythiing II actually thiink two a2k about but he wa2 precociiou2 

Diligent research and preparation for future needs is a virtue.