i will prepare

i survived a tuesday, and for what? wednesday? disgusting.

man the crazy thing about babies is that like, some people would think that reading a baby a book about farm animals is teaching them about farm animals, but really it’s teaching them about the concept of a book and how there’s new information on each page of a single object, but really, beyond that, it’s teaching them how language works, and beyond that it’s really actually teaching them about human interaction, and really really it’s them learning about existing in a three-dimensional space and how they can navigate that space, but actually, above all it is teaching them that mama loves them.

Me: loves to lick the spoon after stirring brownie batter, doesn’t care about Sal Monella, whoever that is

He made $25 billion yesterday, so his proposed tax bill would be for 3.2 hours of his time.

There should be a policy that every time a billionaire complains about being taxed they get an extra 1 billion of tax to pay.